Get a flat tire. Go to the Tireshop in Revelstoke, British Colombia. Make friends with two Game of Thrones looking figures, also brothers. Let them work on your vehicle and end up with two super fresh trouts from their fridge, which they just caught the previous day.
Fresh trout from the tire shop or any other fresh fish you can lay your hands on
For the salsa:
1 clove of garlic
1 small red onion
handfull of cilantro
juice of 1 lime
3/4 fresh new potatoes p.p.
Fresh salad or leavy greens
Make the salsa first. Chop tomato’s, onion, garlic. Add juice of 1 or 2 limes to your taste budds. Drizzle with olive oil. Add chopped parsley and cilantro. Hustle. Add some salt and pepper if you want.
Then make the green salad. Wash your leavy greens, chop some cucumber in it, maybe with some scallions. Season with white wine vinegar, olive oil, pepper and salt.
Now get your fish and grill it on the bbq. If you don’t know how, you should really get out more.